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March 28, 2023

"I think i just open RP'ed 9/11."

- Me, 2023, Playing Roblox Booth Game

March 26, 2023

- Ave, 2023

March 23, 2023

"You know, you won't have much left to care about in this world. Because of power creep."

- Dash, 2023, In AP Psych

March 19, 2023

"Where is the goddamn pregnant Sans?"

- Javier, 2023, Twitter argument with Skyler

March 16, 2023

"Why does Beethoven have boobs?"

- Ave, 2023, Rolling Mudae in xvf

March 15, 2023

"You sound like you puke in your mouth."

- Alt Dog, 2023, sneak's 1v1 Arenas #1 |!ws|!knife|!gloves|128T|Challenge|Chicago

March 14, 2023

"This is just like Left 4 Dead 2 if it was furry porn."

- Vic, 2023, Playing Furry Shades of Gay 2: A Shade Gayer

February 27, 2023

"Their audacity bothers me. To build this monument to greed with nothing inside."

- Dinkbot, 2023, i raided a labyrinth

February 22, 2023

"A new sort of experience is taking over
'cos we're simply the best band in the whole damn land
And Texas Is The Reason"

- Lift to Experience, 2017, "These Are The Days" from The Texas-Jersualem Crossroads

Feburary 18, 2023

"It seems you have found inner peace. And at such a young age."

- Master Shifu, 2011, Kung Fu Panda 2

Feburary 17, 2023

"If you figure a way to live without serving a master, any master, then let the rest of us know, will you? For you'd be the first person in the history of the world."

- Lancaster Dodd, 2012, The Master

February 16, 2023

"You say that you love me
And I write it all down
So when you're gone I'll remember
But as I get old I find
I can't trust my own mind
And your words all break down into laughter"

- Car Seat Headrest, 2013, "Dreams Fall Hard" from Nervous Young Man

February 15, 2023

"Fly home like a wounded dove
The way you say goodnight
Oh, it takes the life from me
'Cause I'm tired of feeling useless
And I'm scared of doing this again"

- SeeYouSpaceCowboy..., 2021, "The Romance of Affliction" from The Romance of Affliction

February 14, 2023

"Dave we're locking this down like frickin Fort Knot. Good shit."

- Blazed, 2023, I griefed their cave base...

February 13, 2023

"i will forever know aphex twin as the dubstep weed and jacking off band"

- Zach, 2022, xvfdzdgdg

February 1, 2023

"JUNE: any burning questions about this human emotion called gender, karkat?"

- Me, 2023, Lesbian Communism

January 18, 2023

"Yeah, bitch! Magnets!"

- Jesse Pinkman, 2012, Breaking Bad

January 17, 2023

"...but bad guys dont exist in a vaccum
....if they did theyd quickly suffocate which would obviate the need for this whole conversation"

- Mshiri, 2019, Snowbound Blood

January 16, 2023

"But I will wait for you outside carparks
Outside busy shopping centers
I will wait for you at work when all your early shifts run late
And sometimes in the bullring
And always when you're sleeping
I will look at your hands and think
I could never, never explain what you had!"

- Johnny Foreigner, 2008, "Sometimes, in the Bullring" from Waited Up Til' It Was Light

January 15, 2023

"Oh my god I just had 20 thoughts"

- Larry, 2023, Last to leave VC 3

January 14, 20203

"Sometimes it's the very people who no one imagines anything of who do the things no one can imagine."

- Christopher Morcom, 2014, The Imitation Game

January 13, 2023

"KID: Dad, what does dead mean?

MAN: Well, son, it's kind of like riding a bike.

KID: You can't reach the pedals because you have no legs so you fall at very high speeds and jostle around until you eventually topple over and get all twisted up in the spokes?

MAN: Exactly.

KID: Wow! I hope I can die someday!

MAN: You will!"

- Arcjec's Consorts, 2019, Vast Error

January 12, 2023

"the best way to stop a bad pitbull is with a good one"

- Chaselyons, 2022, @funnysmartguy12 on Twitter

January 11, 2023

"XDXD Well guys, enjoy your stay in your very own personalized manifestation of your deepest neuroses, helmed by the mystical floating orb who is now your best friend. XDXD
XDXD It's about to get messy. XDXD
XDXD Pop 'em if you got 'em. XDXD"

- Arcjec, 2019, Vast Error

January 10, 2023

"Googling how much roller coasters cost
So someday I can build a Gami Gang theme park
In my bakcyard, get sponsored by Nascar
It shouldn't be that hard of a thing to do
So I will make it happen someday"

- Origami Angel, 2019, "666 Flags" from Somewhere City

January 9, 2023

"Your friendship is more valuable than this life, brother. I'll die with pride."

- Komaram Bheem, 2022, RRR

January 8, 2023

"Last night I had a dream, I dreamed that I was pregnant
I could put my hand to my stomach, and feel another heart beating
I wanted to ge an abortion, I didn't know how to tell my parents
It gave me a new outlook on women
I thanked god that I wasn't one of them"

- Car Seat Headrest, 2011, "open-mouthed boy" from My Back Is Killing Me Baby

January 7, 2023

"all players start this game in the same way.
what you must consider is how you want to differ from others you have shared these confines with.
to break free of a mold made for yourself, by yourself.
how will you do so?
that is the question which your ultimate quest will be based on.
and at the end of it, i will be waiting for you.
i would really like for you to come find me again, arcjec!
but if you can't i promise that i will be there to lift you back up, until you are able to keep moving forward."

- ZEHANPURYU, 2018, Vast Error

January 6, 2023

"You're here, and I have baked another cake for you. I'm not sure how fresh it will be when you find this, as for all I know you never will, but I hope you enjoy it anyway."

- Charlotte, 2014, Presentable Liberty

January 5, 2023

"We are still alive! We're all facing despair head-on and fighting until the very end! Don't look down on those who are still alive!"

- Ryōhei Arisu, 2020, Alice in Borderland

January 4, 2023

Garfield's Descent

- Dash Martin, 2023

January 3, 2023

“Your life is a song... but not this one. This one is Sometimes, [i]n the [B]ullring.”

- mokershipping, 2009, in the shoutbox for “Sometimes, in the Bullring”

January 2, 2023

"glorious Quail dies and spills its brains all over the floor"

- Friend, 2023, Gartic Phone Prompt

January 1, 2023

“And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest most courageous people in the world," he's silent for a second. "You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you know."

You: "What?"

"That the bourgeois are not human.”

- Iosef Lilianovich Dros, 2019, Disco Elysium