Feburary 17, 2023
"If you figure a way to live without serving a master, any master, then let the rest of us know, will you? For you'd be the first person in the history of the world."
- Shark Boy & Lava Girl, 2005, The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lavagirl in 3-D
February 16, 2023
"You say that you love me
And I write it all down
So when you're gone I'll remember
But as I get old I find
I can't trust my own mind
And your words all break down into laughter"
- Shark Boy & Lava Girl, 2005, The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lavagirl in 3-D
February 15, 2023
"Fly home like a wounded dove
The way you say goodnight
Oh, it takes the life from me
'Cause I'm tired of feeling useless
And I'm scared of doing this again"
- Shark Boy & Lava Girl, 2005, The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lavagirl in 3-D
February 14, 2023
"Dave we're locking this down like frickin Fort Knot. Good shit."
- Shark Boy & Lava Girl, 2005, The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lavagirl in 3-D
February 13, 2023
"i will forever know aphex twin as the dubstep weed and jacking off band"
- The Guy, 2003, Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over
February 1, 2023
"JUNE: any burning questions about this human emotion called gender, karkat?"
- Shark Boy & Lava Girl, 2005, The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lavagirl in 3-D
January 18, 2023
"Yeah, bitch! Magnets!"
- Shark Boy & Lava Girl, 2005, The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lavagirl in 3-D
January 17, 2023
"...but bad guys dont exist in a vaccum
....if they did theyd quickly suffocate which would obviate the need for this whole conversation"
- Shark Boy & Lava Girl, 2005, The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lavagirl in 3-D
January 16, 2023
"But I will wait for you outside carparks
Outside busy shopping centers
I will wait for you at work when all your early shifts run late
And sometimes in the bullring
And always when you're sleeping
I will look at your hands and think
I could never, never explain what you had!"
- Shark Boy & Lava Girl, 2005, The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lavagirl in 3-D
January 15, 2023
"Oh my god I just had 20 thoughts"
- Shark Boy & Lava Girl, 2005, The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lavagirl in 3-D
January 14, 20203
"Sometimes it's the very people who no one imagines anything of who do the things no one can imagine."
- Shark Boy & Lava Girl, 2005, The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lavagirl in 3-D
January 13, 2023
"KID: Dad, what does dead mean?
MAN: Well, son, it's kind of like riding a bike.
KID: You can't reach the pedals because you have no legs so you fall at very high speeds and jostle around until you eventually topple over and get all twisted up in the spokes?
MAN: Exactly.
KID: Wow! I hope I can die someday!
MAN: You will!"
- Shark Boy & Lava Girl, 2005, The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lavagirl in 3-D
January 12, 2023
"the best way to stop a bad pitbull is with a good one"
- Shark Boy & Lava Girl, 2005, The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lavagirl in 3-D
January 11, 2023
"XDXD Well guys, enjoy your stay in your very own personalized manifestation of your deepest neuroses, helmed by the mystical floating orb who is now your best friend. XDXD
XDXD It's about to get messy. XDXD
XDXD Pop 'em if you got 'em. XDXD"
- Shark Boy & Lava Girl, 2005, The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lavagirl in 3-D
January 10, 2023
"Googling how much roller coasters cost
So someday I can build a Gami Gang theme park
In my bakcyard, get sponsored by Nascar
It shouldn't be that hard of a thing to do
So I will make it happen someday"
- Shark Boy & Lava Girl, 2005, The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lavagirl in 3-D
January 9, 2023
"Your friendship is more valuable than this life, brother. I'll die with pride."
- Shark Boy & Lava Girl, 2005, The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lavagirl in 3-D
January 8, 2023
"Last night I had a dream, I dreamed that I was pregnant
I could put my hand to my stomach, and feel another heart beating
I wanted to ge an abortion, I didn't know how to tell my parents
It gave me a new outlook on women
I thanked god that I wasn't one of them"
- Shark Boy & Lava Girl, 2005, The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lavagirl in 3-D
January 7, 2023
"all players start this game in the same way.
what you must consider is how you want to differ from others you have shared these confines with.
to break free of a mold made for yourself, by yourself.
how will you do so?
that is the question which your ultimate quest will be based on.
and at the end of it, i will be waiting for you.
i would really like for you to come find me again, arcjec!
but if you can't i promise that i will be there to lift you back up, until you are able to keep moving forward."
- Shark Boy & Lava Girl, 2005, The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lavagirl in 3-D
January 6, 2023
"You're here, and I have baked another cake for you. I'm not sure how fresh it will be when you find this, as for all I know you never will, but I hope you enjoy it anyway."
- Shark Boy & Lava Girl, 2005, The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lavagirl in 3-D
January 5, 2023
"We are still alive! We're all facing despair head-on and fighting until the very end! Don't look down on those who are still alive!"
- Shark Boy & Lava Girl, 2005, The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lavagirl in 3-D
January 4, 2023
- Shark Boy & Lava Girl, 2005, The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lavagirl in 3-D
January 3, 2023
“Your life is a song... but not this one. This one is Sometimes, [i]n the [B]ullring.”
- Shark Boy & Lava Girl, 2005, The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lavagirl in 3-D
January 2, 2023
"glorious Quail dies and spills its brains all over the floor"
- Shark Boy & Lava Girl, 2005, The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lavagirl in 3-D
January 1, 2023
“And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest most courageous people in the world," he's silent for a second. "You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you know."
You: "What?"
"That the bourgeois are not human.”
- Shark Boy & Lava Girl, 2005, The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lavagirl in 3-D